That makes them ridiculously cool and you a pansy. I had sweet sideburns - Elvis style - when I was like 15.
There was a kid in 7th or 8th grade, so like 13-14 years old, who we would play soccer against. He always had huge mutton chops or a bushman beard, and would run around during warm ups with no shirt...thought it was the team's bear mascot.
Oh and he only had 4 fingers on each hand... Turned out to be a ridiculously talented percussionist...I always wondered if it was his lack of the 9th & 10th fingers that did it for him.
Ed Paff | 
