Yep, I get to be an usher in that wedding this summer. 
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Posts: 6703 05/12/2009 5:00 PM Robbin The Cradle |
~ Brian
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Fat Little Monkey |
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Posts: 9979 05/12/2009 5:05 PM |
Nick Carter Fanatic wrote:whoa whoa.....finish the story. did you relax and let him complete his mission or did he stop? the fact that you told him to stop rather than violently removing the penis from your rectum is reason for him to believe you liked it. Sneak attack, like a navy seal or a ninja. mrs. flm is so getting a sneak attack tonight. |
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willson486 |
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Posts: 10535 05/12/2009 5:10 PM Shirt Off |
willy
i feel kinda bad for the guy, he probalby had no idea |
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Xaden60 |
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Posts: 3368 05/12/2009 5:21 PM Some Random |
so glad i caught up on this one...
NCF should have her own forum Nick |
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Anime Fanatic |
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Posts: 2 05/12/2009 5:26 PM |
Nick Carter Fanatic wrote: First you say you want it then you run and tell all your internet friends you were pissed. Real cool hun. |
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Anime Fanatic |
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Posts: 3 05/12/2009 5:31 PM |
Oh, and "tried" would insinuate that I failed. I shot for the 2-hole and scored baby!
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Doozer127 |
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Posts: 14597 05/12/2009 6:00 PM Still Owns Faces
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MY GAWD holymotherfuckingshit!!! |
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BWilly84 |
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Posts: 6704 05/12/2009 6:11 PM Robbin The Cradle |
Fat Little Monkey wrote:Anal Sneak Attack on a woman carrying your child? That's just wrong.
~ Brian
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Gidge31981 |
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Posts: 2176 05/12/2009 6:16 PM |
 brian and brian.
i agree with willy, that's just wrong to pull a sneak attack on your preggo wife! apparently ncf is ready and (partially) willing (under intoxication). just try it out on her. she won't mind, she'll be too drunk to do more than say 'no. please sto... ok, whatevs!' 
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Mr Dosss |
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Posts: 2656 05/12/2009 6:19 PM |
How did I miss all of this? |
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ScarletDevil13 |
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Posts: 3204 05/12/2009 8:55 PM Rollergirl |
OMG! One of the few times I read the board any more and I see this. Awesome.
So random, yet so ncf '... sooo, like, my bf was fucking me in the ass last night..' hahahaha I imagine that in a valley girl accent. |
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kevin sharkey |
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Posts: 16417 05/12/2009 10:21 PM Captain America |
ncf, i'm pretty sure its better for the girl when she relaxes. your bf was just looking out for you
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MNDylanFan |
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Posts: 10809 05/12/2009 10:44 PM Custom Checks
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i dont' know what to say
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BaderBaderBader |
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Posts: 17839 05/13/2009 7:22 AM Rookie Of The Year |
kevin sharkey wrote:gidge like it when you relax your anal muscles? joe.bader@gmail.com AIM - badercubed www.badercubed.com
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Weeba |
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Posts: 26185 05/13/2009 8:50 AM Nothing Is Easy Anymore
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Eek. Kelly Clarkson looks like a man.
...if you feel it, why don't you sing along... |
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Fat Little Monkey |
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Posts: 9981 05/13/2009 9:13 AM |
i'd still hit it
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Weeba |
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Posts: 26186 05/13/2009 9:14 AM Nothing Is Easy Anymore
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Sneak attack style?
...if you feel it, why don't you sing along... |
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Fat Little Monkey |
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Posts: 9982 05/13/2009 9:19 AM |
thats the default style unless otherwise specified.
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BWilly84 |
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Posts: 6705 05/13/2009 9:39 AM Robbin The Cradle |
What did Mrs FLM think of the Ninja Anal Sneak Attack last night?
~ Brian
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xok85xo |
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Posts: 9593 05/13/2009 9:46 AM XOKate |
i saw those pics of kelly clarkson the other day.. i didn't even recognize her.
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good
thing i was drunk because it didn't hurt as bad as i thought it would. when i told him to stop he said just relax. yeah because thats gonna help, but
whatev.
