Step 2: Watch market go down for the year.
Step 3: Watch your short, go to $16.57 (434% for the year).
Step 4: Step out of your mom's basement, put on apron, and go to Taco Bell for the night shift.
Step 5: Watch Donny Walk in, rail your mom.
Step 6: Move onto some other douchebag topic so you can sound smart.












